10 Chapters of The Adventures of Duckbill Jones and his Mighty Moose

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1. The First Chapter
2. General Flick’s Wrath
3. Billy the Train
4. The Stolen Fridges
5. The Feathered Feeder
6. The Blue Encounter
7. The Everlasting Fields of Singing Hippos
8. Cheesecake
9. A Naked Man
10. The Vending Machine
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Chapter 1: The First Chapter

One day Duckbill Jones was hanging around the house, carving an elephant’s trunk in his chimney.

“Hey!”, said a purple bypasser, eating a squirrel, “T’is no day for laughter!”

Duckbill Jones had difficulty not looking at his watch which, in fact, was made out of bananapeels.
“I have not asked for your blatant remarks and chairs!”, he replied, feisting on a treeleaf.

“Okay!”, said a rooster.

“What?!”, the purple man demanded, dying.

“Is it you, purple man, dying on my property?”, Duckbill Jones asked

“No.”

“Alright, but I must ask you to remove your refrigerator from my lawn”, Duckbill Jones said, eating a hat.

An anonymous pigeon, not wanting to be named, dropped a large sofa and flew away.

“That is unheard of, silly bird”, Duckbill Jones said, “for what do I receive this here goose in my wall?”

“Rooh Rooh”

“My god! It speaks!”, Duckbill Jones surprisingly cried out, twisting his wrist around his toes.

Ever so smart, Duckbill Jones introduced a large inflatable magic vacuum cleaner to the purple person passing by and asked him to be silent for once.

“Noodles shalt not be eaten from thy floor!”, the Dark Knight demanded with thundering knees and forks, “For I must forbid you to be eagleheaded!”

Four minutes later, a giant midget appeared on the battlefield. It said nothing at first, but later on it did.

“Hippo!”, it commented, “My liver should not have been separated from my clay nose!”

“This is silly”, Duckbill Jones said, requesting a song at the local radio station.

Right at that moment, a chair crossed his path.

“Excuse me”, the chair said, “would you be so kind as to not ridicule my being?”

“I fart in your general direction!”, Duckbill Jones fired back, quoting a movie.

“Quibble”, commented three stooges, hanging from a tree.

“What is the sense of all this foolishness?!”, Duckbill Jones demanded, licking his bum

Twenty-three minutes passed before the plane arrived, squeeking its tires around the fireplace and donkey stable. Only then it was when Duckbill Jones saw the magnitude of the banana General, General Flick.

END OF CHAPTER 1

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